In a Brooklyn cafe…

Zoey spots a toddler leaving the bathroom with an iPad. (Dorothy, we are not in Kanas any more.)

Zoey: Why don’t I have an iPad?

Me: Because you have a clipboard and you are three.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Lori
    Nov 03, 2014 @ 09:26:17

    best ever

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