Things I’m NOT allowed to do because it makes my toddlers cry

– Wear a scarf indoors. I might be accessorizing, I might be cold. They don’t care. Scarfs are for outdoors only.
– Finish the jam on my rice pudding, or the ice cream on my crumble or that last piece of sausage or fish finger. They are apparently for “sharing” not for mummy.
– Lie down to take a nap. Like the Terminator mummy must never stop moving…
– Wear shoes in the house. No matter how many times I explain that my summer flats are now for indoors over the winter it doesn’t matter. Must buy new indoor shoes/slippers that they have never seen outdoors.
– Hang up on a FT conversation without Zoey and Nomi being able to say a proper good-bye.


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